This summer I have been working to redesign the website for a local newspaper. In the process, I've been putting together mock-ups of the new design. While the standard procedure is to fill these models with Greek text, I've mostly stuck with filling in some recent news stories to make it look more realistic.
Naturally, this means I get to be Editor For A Day and write my own headlines:
Perhaps I won't be sharing these with the boss...
Any other scathing recent headlines I should sneak in?