Argument #83: The Plastic Tabs That You Use to Seal Bags of Bread or Bagels
"Give me the tab thingy."
"There are no more bagels. I'm throwing out the bag. The tab has served its purpose and is now useless."
"No, I keep them in this cup here."
"Why?"
"They have uses."
"[muttering] ... Psycho in the making..."
"What did you say?"
"Um, 'Crisco is good for baking.'"
2 comments:
I save those! Only the twist tie ones, and they have a myriad of uses! Well...maybe only using them to organize cords and plugs in your home and tying shut baggies. But that's good enough for me!
Edit: I went to fill in the 'word verification' and it was fniplpe...and i totally wrote fnipple. F* that nipple.
Wow, heather and danny merged into one person?
Post a Comment