Monday, April 28, 2008

Anarchy in the USA

Be very afraid.

Why, you ask?

What you see above is my copy of the American Community Survey from the Dept. of Commerce.

My answers determine where your tax dollars go. Roads, schools, employment programs, you name it. They base those decisions in part on the results of this survey.

You don't want me to have this power. I wield power poorly. My managerial style could best be described as begging my subordinates not to kill me. Some chipmunks can outwit me. I screw up the preparation of Pop Tarts. I think at one point I voted for Nader. NADER!

I'm sorry in advance.

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