Who am I? A mid-20s wiseass who has convinced a multinational corporation to supply him a regular paycheck. Suckers!
What do I do? I'm like a librarian for websites. If you're reading this and you're my boss, please don't fire me. You're definitely not a sucker.
What do I like? All sorts of stuff; music, running, daydreaming, plotting world domination while daydreaming, pie. Regular stuff.
What am I good at? To start with, I make a mean tuna noodle casserole. I am perhaps the world's foremost expert in embarrassing oneself in front of women. I'm OK at planning and designing websites. Dogs love me.