What a twist!
If you simultaneously need to a) spoil movies for people; and b) wear a shirt, then Threadless has just the shirt for you:
In case you're wondering, it spoils: Star Wars; Planet of the Apes; The Usual Suspects; The Wicker Man; The Crying Game; The Sixth Sense; Harry Potter 6; Dallas "Who Shot J.R.?"; The Matrix; Fight Club; 300; Citizen Kane; The Others; Psycho; Soylent Green; The Village; A Beautiful Mind; Donnie Darko.
So if you haven't seen/read any of those, you probably shouldn't have read any of this.
Spoilt by Oliver Moss [Threadless]