A Healthy Argument

Argument #83: The Plastic Tabs That You Use to Seal Bags of Bread or Bagels

"Give me the tab thingy."

"There are no more bagels. I'm throwing out the bag. The tab has served its purpose and is now useless."

"No, I keep them in this cup here."

"Why?"

"They have uses."

"[muttering] ... Psycho in the making..."

"What did you say?"

"Um, 'Crisco is good for baking.'"