Friday, October 10, 2008
Hello, I'm Zombie Cash
It says "Johnny Cash spoofs Elvis, throws out back" if you can't see it.
It probably wouldn't have killed CNN to mention that that link was for archived footage.
Because otherwise, Mr. Johnny Cash spent his one and presumably only chance to walk once more amongst the living doing something, um, unexpected?
If I were a Zombie Johnny Cash, I'd re-record every song as a zombie tribute to myself. "Five Feet High and Braaains," "Get Rhythm while you get the braaaaaains," "It Ain't Me, Braaaaains"... ... I could go on, but that's enough.