<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016</id><updated>2011-04-21T23:18:08.589-05:00</updated><category term='there might be hope for jack black after Envy'/><category term='chanukah'/><category term='someone find them a copy editor'/><category term='cutting through the bullshit'/><category term='feist is pretty'/><category term='family legends'/><category term='hoping a myspace or facebook debate increase my traffic'/><category term='very sad'/><category term='argument'/><category term='god I hope this runs during the national spelling bee'/><category term='star wars criticism'/><category term='time for another quarter-life 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term='still kind of want that car'/><category term='ridiculous things that I love'/><category term='sorry emo kid'/><category term='s'/><category term='heterosexual man crush on Stephen Colbert'/><category term='i play as a sniper in every shooter game I play'/><category term='counting'/><category term='politics'/><category term='i love my stuff'/><category term='blue shells make me want to punch a baby'/><category term='roller skates are enchanting'/><category term='Google'/><category term='what man doesn&apos;t wish he was Vince Vaughn some days'/><category term='if I ran things'/><category term='reasons to hire or fire me'/><category term='pittsburgh insanity'/><category term='i almost bought a trucker hat after seeing this movie'/><category term='i&apos;m an old man that reads harry potter'/><category term='me first and the gimme gimmes have the second best cover of desperado ever'/><category term='ad criticism'/><category term='valerie is a pretty name'/><title type='text'>BiWeekly Brilliance</title><subtitle type='html'>Making your day brighter — when I feel like it.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>92</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-2015119428792017626</id><published>2008-10-10T23:00:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-10T23:09:51.935-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clarity is overrated'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='i finally have a tag that starts with z'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cutting through the bullshit'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='someone find them a copy editor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='media criticism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='zombie cash'/><title type='text'>Hello, I'm Zombie Cash</title><summary type='text'>It says "Johnny Cash spoofs Elvis, throws out back" if you can't see it.It probably wouldn't have killed CNN to mention that that link was for archived footage.Because otherwise, Mr. Johnny Cash spent his one and presumably only chance to walk once more amongst the living doing something, um, unexpected?If I were a Zombie Johnny Cash, I'd re-record every song as a zombie tribute to myself. "Five </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/2015119428792017626/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=2015119428792017626' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/2015119428792017626'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/2015119428792017626'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2008/10/hello-im-zombie-cash.html' title='Hello, I&apos;m Zombie Cash'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/SPAk-CyJ68I/AAAAAAAAANo/N6lbX2NaXk8/s72-c/zombiecash.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-7458824910693321592</id><published>2008-07-14T20:07:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-07-14T20:13:09.554-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='feist is pretty'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sharing the love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='where would I watch music videos if youtube went away'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ok i like bangs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='counting'/><title type='text'>One more than three, one less than five</title><summary type='text'>If this doesn't give you even the slightest hint of a shit-eating grin, you're a heartless monster.There, I said it.Additional note: clearly, Feist is a highly advanced white woman.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/7458824910693321592/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=7458824910693321592' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/7458824910693321592'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/7458824910693321592'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2008/07/one-more-than-three-one-less-than-five.html' title='One more than three, one less than five'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-2301762485630597383</id><published>2008-06-23T17:53:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-06-23T17:59:39.776-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='i love my stuff'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='family legends'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='very sad'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sharing the love'/><title type='text'>Will heaven have room for all his stuff?</title><summary type='text'>George Carlin, RIP. Goddamn that's a shame.If you've been trying to surf blogs at the office and been thwarted by a ton of NSFW George Carlin videos, well, I don't care, I'm making it worse:"Stuff" isn't necessarily the funniest Carlin skit, but I have a distinct memory of my little brother discovering George Carlin and, in his continuing efforts to spread joy for others, happily reading a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/2301762485630597383/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=2301762485630597383' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/2301762485630597383'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/2301762485630597383'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2008/06/will-heaven-have-room-for-all-his-stuff.html' title='Will heaven have room for all his stuff?'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-5869446184477617528</id><published>2008-06-22T20:00:00.006-05:00</published><updated>2008-06-22T20:45:55.310-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='argument'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sharing the love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blue shells make me want to punch a baby'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='my brother refers to himself as a lil wayniac'/><title type='text'>Weekend reading wrap-up</title><summary type='text'>This is what happens when it rains all weekend.The following things I read over the weekend gave me a serious case of the grins:Diamonds on Demand: I've read several articles about this over the years, and I'm convinced lab-grown diamonds are just about the coolest thing ever.Using very secretive methods (there are a few competing methods from a handful of manufacturers), these guys can make </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/5869446184477617528/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=5869446184477617528' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/5869446184477617528'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/5869446184477617528'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2008/06/weekend-reading-wrap-up.html' title='Weekend reading wrap-up'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/SF72GAf6RWI/AAAAAAAAAMg/5swdza2AP_g/s72-c/800px-Apollo_cultured_diamonds.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-31622182299764472</id><published>2008-06-19T20:44:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-06-19T20:47:43.559-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='roller skates are enchanting'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='going to bed'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='just wanna do something special'/><title type='text'>Phoning-it-in Friday</title><summary type='text'>Although I have about a half dozen blog posts half written, I just can't find the energy to finish them right now.As a mea culpa, enjoy the sublime, mesmerizing absurdity of Flight of the Conchords' "Ladies of the World":</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/31622182299764472/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=31622182299764472' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/31622182299764472'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/31622182299764472'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2008/06/phoning-it-in-friday.html' title='Phoning-it-in Friday'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-4494339649756099294</id><published>2008-06-09T23:06:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2008-06-09T23:30:35.036-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cutting through the bullshit'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='still kind of want that car'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ad criticism'/><title type='text'>How to use GPS to lead your compatriots to certain death</title><summary type='text'>As if Garmin wasn't screwed enough with today's announcement of a GPS-enabled, half-price iPhone.Maybe I'm reading this commercial wrong, but are they implying that Napoleon led his army to catastropic near-annihilation in Russia with the steady guidance of a Garmin system? "Is it really negative 40 degrees? Are they destroying all sources of food?! Sacrebleu! Let's go home!""Go straight to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/4494339649756099294/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=4494339649756099294' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/4494339649756099294'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/4494339649756099294'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2008/06/how-to-use-gps-to-lead-your-compatriots.html' title='How to use GPS to lead your compatriots to certain death'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-5758310846888316562</id><published>2008-06-07T16:32:00.013-05:00</published><updated>2008-06-07T17:33:22.633-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='i hate lazy math without logic'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gomedia makes nice desktop backgrounds'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cutting through the bullshit'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ad criticism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='i like making custom icons for storage devices'/><title type='text'>Hard drive manufacturers: bite me</title><summary type='text'>Dear hard drive manufacturers of the world:When will you stop lying to everyone?Case in point: I just bought a 320 GB hard drive to replace the 120 GB one in my computer.This is what I get when I plug it in:Hmm, that new hard drive certainly isn't 320GB. In what bizarro universe does 297=320?What about that 500 GB external hard drive I got last month? Nope, 465. 465=500? I love this math! I'm </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/5758310846888316562/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=5758310846888316562' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/5758310846888316562'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/5758310846888316562'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2008/06/hard-drive-manufacturers-bite-me.html' title='Hard drive manufacturers: bite me'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/SEr-223bm6I/AAAAAAAAAMA/Nc2COn9keyE/s72-c/Picture+4.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-8209950159584224554</id><published>2008-06-06T17:57:00.008-05:00</published><updated>2008-06-06T18:36:58.011-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='you have to wait for shipping anyway so whats two more hours?'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I&apos;m mean'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='i hate lazy math without logic'/><title type='text'>Get ready for lazy economic theory</title><summary type='text'>Amazon.com was down today for anywhere from one to three hours, depending on who you ask.I love Amazon, and I'm making an early prediction here: some journalist or blogger is going to look at their financials and blusteringly announce that the outage cost Amazon.com so many thousands of dollars per minute.Their math? Take quarterly revenues. Divide by time. Done.The problem?I'm John Q. Internet </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/8209950159584224554/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=8209950159584224554' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/8209950159584224554'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/8209950159584224554'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2008/06/get-ready-for-lazy-economic-theory.html' title='Get ready for lazy economic theory'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/SEnHNNFMdQI/AAAAAAAAAL4/4VEx4W6hFUc/s72-c/amazonrage.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-2592507572634864475</id><published>2008-06-05T22:55:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2008-06-06T17:57:14.152-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pajiba brilliance'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ridiculous things that I love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cutting through the bullshit'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='happy gilmore is still funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sharing the love'/><title type='text'>The bravest movie review I've ever seen</title><summary type='text'>I enjoy watching movies quite a bit, so, of course, I spend a good deal of time reading movie reviews. Through the powers of the series of tubes I can read hundreds of movie critics from all over the country, but over the years I've narrowed down my "must read" reviews to four sources. All of them present reviews that are mostly free of promotional material filler and almost all of them eschew </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/2592507572634864475/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=2592507572634864475' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/2592507572634864475'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/2592507572634864475'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2008/06/bravest-movie-review-ive-ever-seen.html' title='The bravest movie review I&apos;ve ever seen'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/SEi1XfVgpLI/AAAAAAAAALw/b6jyKo7l1IU/s72-c/zohan.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-2585590634566043020</id><published>2008-05-14T22:03:00.007-05:00</published><updated>2008-05-14T23:19:57.820-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='valerie is a pretty name'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the legality of all of this is still rather questionable'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='i save you money'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sharing the love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='extended discussions about music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='album fetishism'/><title type='text'>I might have a music addiction</title><summary type='text'>Winwood!So, you don't have to pay for music anymore.OK, that's not news. Stay with me.For a long time I had been relying on this Google search algorithm to find free music online. Replace "Judas Priest" (...shut up) in the quotes at the end with whatever band you're looking for and let Google do the heavy lifting for you.Lately, though, that's gone to crap. Nothing but links to long-dead FTP </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/2585590634566043020/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=2585590634566043020' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/2585590634566043020'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/2585590634566043020'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2008/05/i-might-have-music-addiction.html' title='I might have a music addiction'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/SCuqGdE8cKI/AAAAAAAAALg/lA7GE28XpFQ/s72-c/winwood.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-766571719858611043</id><published>2008-05-12T22:35:00.006-05:00</published><updated>2008-05-12T23:58:54.634-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I&apos;m mean'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='grammar asshole'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='i enjoy big lebowski too'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='me first and the gimme gimmes have the second best cover of desperado ever'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='extended discussions about music'/><title type='text'>Do you really hate the Eagles?</title><summary type='text'>So I was scanning The AV Club's latest Inventory column about 'great bands with more than one prominent lead singer.' Since the Eagles made the list, I wasn't surprised to see the following about 3 comments in:The section I've highlighted says:Also, the Dude taught me along time ago to question the greatness of the EaglesI'm going to refrain from mocking him for his "along" typo, since that would</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/766571719858611043/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=766571719858611043' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/766571719858611043'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/766571719858611043'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2008/05/do-you-really-hate-eagles.html' title='Do you really hate the Eagles?'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/SCkOZ9E8cJI/AAAAAAAAALY/_9sgZm_eqU4/s72-c/dudehatestheeagles.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-8507244826571250996</id><published>2008-05-08T23:18:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2008-05-08T23:30:05.408-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='i don&apos;t know when to quit'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='this conversation went to wangs suspiciously fast'/><title type='text'>Shooter IM addendum</title><summary type='text'>me: by the way, if you need a good-bad movie to netflix, check out "Shooter"mark wahlberg. sniper rifles. you can't losefrank: i've kind of wanted to see that.me: i rented it last week. totally worth itthe movie's a little too long but it's loaded with awesomeand, unbelievably, the gunplay is relatively realistic for an action moviefrank: the sniper holds a strange romantic allure in American pop</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/8507244826571250996/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=8507244826571250996' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/8507244826571250996'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/8507244826571250996'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2008/05/shooter-im-addendum.html' title='Shooter IM addendum'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-4352263232338714152</id><published>2008-05-08T22:26:00.009-05:00</published><updated>2008-05-08T23:09:46.894-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='i play as a sniper in every shooter game I play'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ridiculous things that I love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='i almost bought a trucker hat after seeing this movie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='i resisted making a joke about kate mara&apos;s guns'/><title type='text'>Shooter is at least worth a Netflix</title><summary type='text'>Submitted for your approval: Shooter is the greatest movie of all time.Need some evidence? Oh, I've got a sniper rifle with armor-piercing evidence aimed right at your heart.1. It's an action movie   Same genre as Terminator 2, The Transporter, Hot Fuzz, Face/Off, The Rock, and True Lies. So it's in good company.2. It stars Mark Wahlberg   He's a sniper who was left for dead and has gone into </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/4352263232338714152/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=4352263232338714152' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/4352263232338714152'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/4352263232338714152'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2008/05/shooter-is-at-least-worth-netflix.html' title='Shooter is at least worth a Netflix'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/SCPFjCr-RQI/AAAAAAAAAKw/tvSII5Z0a-I/s72-c/shooter_splash.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-1279498362042507242</id><published>2008-05-05T22:32:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2008-05-05T23:50:46.853-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='creed sucks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='where would I watch music videos if youtube went away'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='extended discussions about music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='album fetishism'/><title type='text'>Music died for your sins</title><summary type='text'>Great article on Slate today reviewing a book about the parallel Christian pop culture that has exploded in the past 15-20 years.The whole article is fascinating, but the part about the stresses that Christian rock bands face was most interesting:The Christian rockers Radosh interviews are always torn between the pressure not to lead their young audience astray and the drive to make good music...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/1279498362042507242/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=1279498362042507242' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/1279498362042507242'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/1279498362042507242'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2008/05/music-died-for-your-sins.html' title='Music died for your sins'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-4396647385017435677</id><published>2008-05-05T21:21:00.008-05:00</published><updated>2008-05-06T11:34:04.092-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='anonymous blogging is fun'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='please don&apos;t fire me'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='current events'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='website wankery'/><title type='text'>Who watches the Watchmen?</title><summary type='text'>One of my long-term goals has always been to write this blog openly, without the beautiful anonymity of the Internet. I understand immediately that the 7 or 8 people that read this blog know who I am anyway, but humor me--isn't humoring the author what all blogs are about, anyway?--for a moment.I think we can all agree that anonymity is both the best and worst thing about the Internet. Certainly,</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/4396647385017435677/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=4396647385017435677' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/4396647385017435677'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/4396647385017435677'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2008/05/who-watches-watchmen.html' title='Who watches the Watchmen?'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/SB_IqxIyRqI/AAAAAAAAAKo/_YN-hSFJA0E/s72-c/humbleauthor.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-691580247427849300</id><published>2008-04-28T23:50:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-28T23:50:22.970-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Anarchy in the USA</title><summary type='text'>Be very afraid.Why, you ask?What you see above is my copy of the American Community Survey from the Dept. of Commerce.My answers determine where your tax dollars go. Roads, schools, employment programs, you name it. They base those decisions in part on the results of this survey. You don't want me to have this power. I wield power poorly. My managerial style could best be described as begging my </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/691580247427849300/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=691580247427849300' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/691580247427849300'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/691580247427849300'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2008/04/anarchy-in-usa.html' title='Anarchy in the USA'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-2270055897489748377</id><published>2008-04-27T01:25:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-27T01:32:56.965-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Care to guess what was in my iTunes shopping cart?</title><summary type='text'>These days I use my iTunes shopping cart as a wishlist of sorts. I don't buy it very often, so right now there's a lot of stuff in there after I've recovered from the financial strain of moving and starting a new job. The music I've been meaning to buy must be some pretty eclectic stuff, because this is what I saw last time I took a peek:The Spin Doctors and Proclaimers seem reputable, but "</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/2270055897489748377/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=2270055897489748377' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/2270055897489748377'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/2270055897489748377'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2008/04/care-to-guess-what-was-in-my-itunes.html' title='Care to guess what was in my iTunes shopping cart?'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2337/2445170178_4a228477c4_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-8936756733909324219</id><published>2008-04-09T19:11:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-27T00:25:58.774-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I&apos;m mean'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='god I hope this runs during the national spelling bee'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>My name is Eel and I approved this message</title><summary type='text'>Via Slate:Run splel cehck, jeaniyus.Here's the original ad.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/8936756733909324219/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=8936756733909324219' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/8936756733909324219'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/8936756733909324219'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2008/04/my-name-is-eel-and-i-approved-this.html' title='My name is Eel and I approved this message'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-134932638257313579</id><published>2008-03-07T19:37:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2008-03-07T19:54:37.046-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='conspiracy theories'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cutting through the bullshit'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='current events'/><title type='text'>Al Queda knows that our bases have streets and planes. We're losing the war on terror!</title><summary type='text'>"I think they can see us"The military has banned Google Maps from taking 'Street View' pictures of military bases.Call me crazy or a traitor or a communist, but what's the harm?Terrorist on a computer: "Mohammed! Come quick! I have Googled the infidels' military bases and I can see what's there! Yup, they've got barracks. There's some guy's Humvee that's double parked. I pan around and I see </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/134932638257313579/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=134932638257313579' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/134932638257313579'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/134932638257313579'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2008/03/al-queda-knows-that-our-bases-have.html' title='Al Queda knows that our bases have streets and planes. We&apos;re losing the war on terror!'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/R9Hgltu83AI/AAAAAAAAAKU/vgFBTzhlbw8/s72-c/google-maps-higher-zoom-large.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-708188555196031838</id><published>2008-02-29T03:13:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-29T03:24:18.403-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='i&apos;ll write more when I&apos;m done with grad school assuming I live that long'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jerk store'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='argument'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='i hate idgits in theaters'/><title type='text'>No Enjoyment for Overstimulated Assholes</title><summary type='text'>My imaginary rebuttal to the snap review of No Country for Old Men from a young, male, audience member who spent the entire quiet, contemplative, solemn film talking on his goddamn cell phone.[Upon witnessing the ending of a haunting, beautifully crafted film that has an ending scene that is as perfect and thought-provoking as it is thoroughly lacking a tidy resolution or happy ending]Asshole in </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/708188555196031838/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=708188555196031838' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/708188555196031838'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/708188555196031838'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2008/02/no-enjoyment-for-overstimulated.html' title='No Enjoyment for Overstimulated Assholes'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/R8fBGRH6nAI/AAAAAAAAAKM/G1UBP5-3C9U/s72-c/ap_no_country_071210_ms.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-2868143591235015555</id><published>2007-11-09T20:43:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-09T20:45:25.980-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='i&apos;ll write more when I&apos;m done with grad school assuming I live that long'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='robot chicken'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sharing the love'/><title type='text'>Oh yeah! Tang!</title><summary type='text'>Until yesterday I would have told you that the best Kool-Aid Man joke would be this classic from the pilot episode of Family Guy:Until today, when I found out that Robot Chicken trumped it:div#main{overflow:visible;}</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/2868143591235015555/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=2868143591235015555' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/2868143591235015555'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/2868143591235015555'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/11/until-yesterday-i-would-have-told-you.html' title='Oh yeah! Tang!'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-5839066930914544157</id><published>2007-11-03T00:05:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-03T00:08:45.638-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='time for another quarter-life crisis'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='26 is the new 80'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='i&apos;m an old man that reads the Wall Street Journal'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='someone get me some candy'/><title type='text'>How old are you?</title><summary type='text'>So, I turned 26 the other week. Up until now it's felt like 25, only more so. Until I read this article from the Wall Street Journal:Facebook, with a stripped-down aesthetic well-attuned to grown-up sensibilities, is graying. The company won't be precise about the average age of its users, but it will say that the oldest age-group it tracks -- users 25 and older -- is also its fastest-growing....</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/5839066930914544157/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=5839066930914544157' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/5839066930914544157'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/5839066930914544157'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/11/how-old-are-you.html' title='How old are you?'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-4981527217419224923</id><published>2007-10-24T23:19:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-10-24T23:27:45.925-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='i&apos;ll write more when I&apos;m done with grad school assuming I live that long'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='robot chicken'/><title type='text'>Hey, I still have a blog</title><summary type='text'>[Crawls out from under a mountain of work]Whoa, there's still light up here.Seems like everyone needs some laughs these days, so have some random videos from Robot Chicken:Like this 300 parody: Or maybe this immensely funny Final Fantasy VII spoof that had me rolling on the floor, but I can't embed it for some reason.And, finally, how to deal with impending death:div#main{overflow:visible;}Oh, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/4981527217419224923/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=4981527217419224923' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/4981527217419224923'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/4981527217419224923'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/10/hey-i-still-have-blog.html' title='Hey, I still have a blog'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-2916062569846920795</id><published>2007-09-17T12:07:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-09-17T12:18:30.944-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='perez hilton gets off too easy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='someone else was brave enough to publish me'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Office'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='current events'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I&apos;m a wholly contemptible person'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='i am so patenting roller derby v disney on ice'/><title type='text'>It's not a semester unless I'm terrorizing campus somehow</title><summary type='text'>With apologies to AJ Daulerio, I present my latest student newspaper column: upcoming fake celebrity feuds to watch out for:Clickety here to go to the article. [via The Tartan]OK, light post, but if you haven't seen this yet, it's probably the funniest internet video in a long time (NSFW if you can't have naughty language blaring from the speakers):</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/2916062569846920795/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=2916062569846920795' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/2916062569846920795'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/2916062569846920795'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/09/its-not-semester-unless-im-terrorizing.html' title='It&apos;s not a semester unless I&apos;m terrorizing campus somehow'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-9080177122584090583</id><published>2007-09-05T21:55:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-09-05T22:09:41.313-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ridiculous things that I love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mad photoshop skills'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='me first and the gimme gimmes have the second best cover of desperado ever'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='i am so patenting wifipod'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='current events'/><title type='text'>The iPod paradox of choice; or Waaaaah which pointless luxury good will make me happier??</title><summary type='text'>I'm behind on my work since I spent all afternoon drooling over the new iPods.Well, not the new Ipod Nano. I imagine it feels good in the hand but seems to have lost the very nice proportions of the old ones be hideously ugly. And are you really going to watch video on that tiny screen? Gimme the old ones any day.But cripes, Apple, you had to make things difficult, didn'tcha? I own a current 60GB</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/9080177122584090583/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=9080177122584090583' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/9080177122584090583'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/9080177122584090583'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/09/ipod-paradox-of-choice-or-waaaaah-which.html' title='The iPod paradox of choice; or Waaaaah which pointless luxury good will make me happier??'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-721896978542994015</id><published>2007-08-27T22:04:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2007-08-27T22:13:19.386-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mad photoshop skills'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='i&apos;m an old man that reads harry potter'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hoping a myspace or facebook debate increase my traffic'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sorry emo kid'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I like Facebook but this is pushing it'/><title type='text'>Facebook begins to unravel</title><summary type='text'>When VH1's "I Love the 00s" rolls around, a bunch of C-list comedians will attempt to pinpoint when, exactly, Facebook lost it. Today, Facebook's shark-jumping moment popped up in my News Feed:I think it's time for Facebook to really think long and hard about letting just anyone write a program for the site, or it's on its way to MySpace flashing lights and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/721896978542994015/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=721896978542994015' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/721896978542994015'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/721896978542994015'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/08/facebook-begins-to-unravel.html' title='Facebook begins to unravel'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-1342222531869805081</id><published>2007-08-22T15:20:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-08-22T15:22:02.517-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='grammar asshole'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mad photoshop skills'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='i&apos;m an old man that reads harry potter'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cutting through the bullshit'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='current events'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I&apos;m a wholly contemptible person'/><title type='text'>A lesson in concision for the CIA</title><summary type='text'>So I saw on the Washington Post today that the CIA released a 19-page redacted executive summary of a report about the Agency's failures leading up to 9/11.19 pages?! For just the executive summary?! You've got to be kidding me. If you're calling it an "executive summary" it damn well better be less than a page or 2--especially considering who our chief executive is.Here's a hint for the CIA (and</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/1342222531869805081/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=1342222531869805081' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/1342222531869805081'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/1342222531869805081'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/08/lesson-in-concision-for-cia.html' title='A lesson in concision for the CIA'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1135/1204839963_bdf9dbe326_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-1345300175560759729</id><published>2007-08-18T12:52:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-08-18T12:56:29.984-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='making little children weep'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='what man doesn&apos;t wish he was Vince Vaughn some days'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='current events'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I&apos;m a wholly contemptible person'/><title type='text'>What do Vince Vaughn and Peru have in common?</title><summary type='text'>Your wholly insensitive moment of the day:From a slideshow of the Peruvian earthquake from the BBC:Refugees took what they could carry from the rubble of their homes, as did this man in Chincha, 155 miles (250km) south of Lima.Is it wrong that the first thing I thought of was this?"That painting was a gift. I'm taking it with me."Yes, for equating a terrible tragedy with Wedding Crashers, I'm a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/1345300175560759729/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=1345300175560759729' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/1345300175560759729'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/1345300175560759729'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/08/what-do-vince-vaughn-and-peru-have-in.html' title='What do Vince Vaughn and Peru have in common?'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1016/1161996122_f6043aac54_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-7782591764151857621</id><published>2007-08-14T22:57:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-08-14T23:01:59.592-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ridiculous things that I love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ad criticism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='someone get me some candy'/><title type='text'>The Skittles Touch</title><summary type='text'>Because nothing sells candy quite like the magical negro stock character taken to its ludicrous extreme:I love the part about the man on the bus.And I swear some day I'll have some real content to share. Not just YouTube videos. Really.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/7782591764151857621/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=7782591764151857621' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/7782591764151857621'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/7782591764151857621'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/08/skittles-touch.html' title='The Skittles Touch'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-1986322752715650650</id><published>2007-08-10T00:29:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2007-08-10T00:51:18.712-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='there might be hope for jack black after Envy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ridiculous things that I love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='i think i like mos def a little too much'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sharing the love'/><title type='text'>Friday morning time waster - Be Kind Rewind trailer</title><summary type='text'>There's a new trailer out for the next Michel Gondry movie called Be Kind Rewind. Gondry was the man behind--yeah, I'll say it--the best movie of this decade, so I was already nigh giddy as the trailer was loading. My school-girl giddiness was fast replaced by pure joy as the trailer served up a steaming ladle of ohmygodawesome:You saw that right. Jack Black and Mos Def recreating famous movies </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/1986322752715650650/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=1986322752715650650' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/1986322752715650650'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/1986322752715650650'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/08/friday-morning-time-waster-be-kind.html' title='Friday morning time waster - Be Kind Rewind trailer'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1304/1068562018_fc3ea9f51b_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-2638974589823363081</id><published>2007-08-05T19:30:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-08-05T19:34:59.312-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='conspiracy theories'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mythbusting'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='anonymous blogging is fun'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='extended discussions about music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='current events'/><title type='text'>Fake Steve Jobs is Daniel Lyons ... and still awesome</title><summary type='text'>Awww, man. The New York Times has discovered the true identity of the blogger known as Fake Steve Jobs (Tagline: Dude, I invented the friggin' iPhone. Have you heard of it?).Here's the short story: 1) Anonymous blogger adopts persona of Steve Jobs, founder of Apple2) Fake Steve does not hold back. Writes hilarious, bitter posts mocking, well, everyone.3) Remainder of bloggers split two ways: a) </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/2638974589823363081/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=2638974589823363081' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/2638974589823363081'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/2638974589823363081'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/08/fake-steve-jobs-is-daniel-lyons-and.html' title='Fake Steve Jobs is Daniel Lyons ... and still awesome'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/RrZsEX3rpqI/AAAAAAAAAIs/0xqH3nQj8S0/s72-c/puck.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-5409993539048168892</id><published>2007-07-27T20:21:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-07-27T21:00:44.984-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ridiculous things that I love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='extended discussions about music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mock draft'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='album fetishism'/><title type='text'>Mock Draft: Albums that never get old!</title><summary type='text'>After today's relatively disappointing Kissing Suzy Kolber commenter draft (Topic: Restaurants where you would like to eat your last meal), Scott (who posts under Hats for Bats on his group baseball blog) and I decided to start our own diversion:Mock Draft: Albums that never, ever get oldRules: Not a lot to explain here. One album per round. No repeats of artists.Round 1BiweeklyBrilliance: Who's </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/5409993539048168892/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=5409993539048168892' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/5409993539048168892'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/5409993539048168892'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/07/mock-draft-albums-that-never-get-old.html' title='Mock Draft: Albums that never get old!'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/RqqfYH3rpYI/AAAAAAAAAGc/l6eeK8yEXvY/s72-c/ted_leo_hearts_of_oak.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-8622602732103623504</id><published>2007-07-27T10:25:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-07-27T10:30:28.528-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ridiculous things that I love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sharing the love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='uses for a chilean prison'/><title type='text'>What if my buddy David ended up in a Chilean prison?</title><summary type='text'>Here's an idea for what you can do if you end up owning a Chilean prison: reenact "Thriller"--with full choreography and a guy in drag, natch--with 1500 prisoners:Hat tip to Scott, who sent it along with this note, referring to a mutual friend that memorized the Thriller dance:Seriously, in my head, the backstory is that there was a mix-up at Chilean customs, and David ended up in prison. and a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/8622602732103623504/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=8622602732103623504' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/8622602732103623504'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/8622602732103623504'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/07/what-if-my-buddy-david-ended-up-in.html' title='What if my buddy David ended up in a Chilean prison?'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-5712442218134120541</id><published>2007-07-26T19:42:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-07-26T19:54:17.570-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mythbusting'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sharing the love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sorry emo kid'/><title type='text'>Sorry, sad emo kid: blood is not blue. Your veins are not blue.</title><summary type='text'>Mythbusting time! Colour Lovers settles the "veins are blue" mystery. Would you believe the answer is pretty similar to why the sky is blue? It's the light, stupid:Why Are My Blood Veins Blue?Well, they’re not. They’re a dirty red. Of course, the darker blood won’t be as dark outside of the body because it will oxidize when hitting air, but it still contains waste from cells. Seeing a vein as </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/5712442218134120541/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=5712442218134120541' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/5712442218134120541'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/5712442218134120541'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/07/sorry-sad-emo-kid-blood-is-not-blue.html' title='Sorry, sad emo kid: blood is not blue. Your veins are not blue.'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/RqlBt33rpPI/AAAAAAAAAFU/rKBdeqHriho/s72-c/mythbusters.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-6665914032600429993</id><published>2007-07-26T11:42:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-07-26T11:50:27.378-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='grammar asshole'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='argument'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='everyone wants your money'/><title type='text'>This makes the English Major in me happy: Spelling and Grammar trip up phishers</title><summary type='text'>Think spelling and grammar don't matter? Try taking this quiz about Phishing schemes. The Amazon.com one was hardest for me.I got 10/10. Beat that! Oh, right. You can't.The most important part of the quiz is they tell you how to identify fake websites out to get your information. While the secret to some of them is the fake URL, for most of the sites the giveaways are that gawdawful Nigerian </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/6665914032600429993/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=6665914032600429993' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/6665914032600429993'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/6665914032600429993'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/07/this-makes-english-major-in-me-happy.html' title='This makes the English Major in me happy: Spelling and Grammar trip up phishers'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-4769361460629175320</id><published>2007-07-24T21:58:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-07-24T22:20:29.372-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='argument'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='current events'/><title type='text'>Yahoo! Most Viewed photos provides penetrating insight into the American psyche</title><summary type='text'>Check out the "Most Viewed" photos today on Yahoo! Most Popular:Yup. Lindsay Lohan x8, subtly overtly sexual yoga, and the planet Mercury a galactically fat man.Bravo, America. I haven't questioned your taste this much since Wild Hogs hit #1 at the box office. Bravo.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/4769361460629175320/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=4769361460629175320' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/4769361460629175320'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/4769361460629175320'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/07/yahoo-most-viewed-photos-provides.html' title='Yahoo! Most Viewed photos provides penetrating insight into the American psyche'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-7084145525740464368</id><published>2007-07-23T21:20:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2007-07-23T22:21:15.093-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ridiculous things that I love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='i&apos;m an old man that reads harry potter'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ad criticism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sharing the love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='current events'/><title type='text'>Slate was really on top of their game today</title><summary type='text'>Wow, Slate was really kicking ass on the Alps today.First, they unearthed the fax that Chimpy McFlightsuit used to cede power to Cheneytron while he was in surgery. Yes, a fax. The same official, super secure document transmission method I use to order Chipotle burritos. You'd think he'd at least call!If you're interested in some Harry Potter discussion, they have a nice series of letters about </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/7084145525740464368/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=7084145525740464368' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/7084145525740464368'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/7084145525740464368'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/07/slate-was-really-on-top-of-their-game.html' title='Slate was really on top of their game today'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/RqVogH3rpLI/AAAAAAAAAE0/_KWAeGb7EaI/s72-c/Picture+1.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-8483944708466630764</id><published>2007-07-23T20:11:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2007-07-23T20:13:44.404-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='i&apos;m an old man that reads harry potter'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sharing the love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='current events'/><title type='text'>Harry Potter and Poetry</title><summary type='text'>So I've finished Harry Potter. My only comment that I'll share on a blog right now is... has JK Rowling always used so many ellipses? I counted like 20 on one page. Use a period, lady!Now for something completely different: Famous Poems as Limericks! Here's my favorite:There was a man who, at low tideWould walk with the Lord by his sideJesus said "Now look back;You'll see one set of tracks.That's</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/8483944708466630764/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=8483944708466630764' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/8483944708466630764'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/8483944708466630764'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/07/harry-potter-and-poetry.html' title='Harry Potter and Poetry'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-2932904560639704480</id><published>2007-07-18T12:45:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2007-07-18T12:45:41.395-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I deal with the soul-crushing disappointment of cheese every day</title><summary type='text'>[Left-Handed Toons (by right-handed people)] via The Consumerist</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/2932904560639704480/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=2932904560639704480' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/2932904560639704480'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/2932904560639704480'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/07/i-deal-with-soul-crushing.html' title='I deal with the soul-crushing disappointment of cheese every day'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-4087068194178515162</id><published>2007-07-17T20:42:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2007-07-17T23:30:05.729-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='i&apos;m an old man that reads harry potter'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sharing the love'/><title type='text'>Processing priority Potter pilfering, post-haste!</title><summary type='text'>Disclaimer: Stealing is bad.But maybe you'd be interested in seeing photos of every page of the last Harry Potter book. It's not as great as you think: it's very difficult to read since it's at a pretty fair distance. But it looks legit and it's apparently all there.If you use BitTorrent, you could know who lives and who dies right now. Just sayin.' [Tip and Photo via Boing Boing]PS: No, I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/4087068194178515162/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=4087068194178515162' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/4087068194178515162'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/4087068194178515162'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/07/not-that-i-there-anything-wrong-with-it.html' title='Processing priority Potter pilfering, post-haste!'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rp1wd8a1miI/AAAAAAAAAEs/Qq9tA0ZU-pg/s72-c/harrypotterganked.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-4062845581758311294</id><published>2007-07-17T00:28:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2007-07-17T00:31:53.750-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sharing the love'/><title type='text'>CRIPPLE FIGHT!</title><summary type='text'>OK, so I'm cheaping out again, but here's a side-by-side comparison of the divine cripple fight scene from South Park and the scene that inspired it frame-by-frame from the movie "They Live:" (umm, probably not safe for work if you couldn't gather from the words "South Park")The original is almost as funny as the South Park version, outlandishly enough. [via Cracked]</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/4062845581758311294/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=4062845581758311294' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/4062845581758311294'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/4062845581758311294'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/07/cripple-fight.html' title='CRIPPLE FIGHT!'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-8235483167406250242</id><published>2007-07-16T22:56:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2007-07-17T00:32:21.757-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sharing the love'/><title type='text'>The music is "Souvenirs" by Architecture in Helsinki if you were wondering</title><summary type='text'>While I don't usually like to cheap out by just posting YouTube videos, this one is just so charming that I couldn't help myself. What's it advertising? Who cares! Pretty lights!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/8235483167406250242/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=8235483167406250242' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/8235483167406250242'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/8235483167406250242'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/07/music-is-by-architecture-in-helsinki-if.html' title='The music is &amp;quot;Souvenirs&amp;quot; by Architecture in Helsinki if you were wondering'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-3562325094341314621</id><published>2007-07-15T22:06:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2007-07-15T22:32:10.068-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='conspiracy theories'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mad photoshop skills'/><title type='text'>Maybe they should use a Mac...</title><summary type='text'>.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; }  Airport Security ftw!, originally uploaded by sirbrett84.I've written about airport security before, but this takes the cake. If you want to hack into an airport's computer system, they're kind enough to advertise that it'd be </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/3562325094341314621/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=3562325094341314621' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/3562325094341314621'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/3562325094341314621'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/07/maybe-they-should-use-mac.html' title='Maybe they should use a Mac...'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1217/755509753_3c2077aa80_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-829406215761422029</id><published>2007-07-13T11:03:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2007-07-13T11:31:53.546-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reasons to hire or fire me'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sports'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ridiculous things that I love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sharing the love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the rare places you should read comment threads on the internet'/><title type='text'>So long, morning</title><summary type='text'>Ever played some video games? Check out this Commenter Draft on Kissing Suzy Kolber. The question: which video game would you play against alien invaders for the fate of the world? This is one of the few places on the internet where you need to follow the comments.This cost me my entire morning. I got into the commenting, but good buddy Hats for Bats really stole the show.I ended up taking:1. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/829406215761422029/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=829406215761422029' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/829406215761422029'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/829406215761422029'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/07/so-long-morning.html' title='So long, morning'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-7471964139274169175</id><published>2007-07-02T22:49:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-07-02T23:02:49.318-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sports'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ridiculous things that I love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mad photoshop skills'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='s'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sharing the love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='if I ran things'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='current events'/><title type='text'>Link roundup: holiday weekend edition</title><summary type='text'>Time for another round of link vomiting, wherein I try to make sense of a big pile of stuff that I want to share with yinz. Here we goooooooooooooo...Last time I left you with my new favorite blog, Passive Agressive Notes. Well they have a nice rundown of a household post-it war that escalates nicely.Speaking of escalating nicely, you might get a kick out of this short take on invasive </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/7471964139274169175/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=7471964139274169175' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/7471964139274169175'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/7471964139274169175'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/07/link-roundup-holiday-weekend-edition.html' title='Link roundup: holiday weekend edition'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-8401141479075154612</id><published>2007-06-29T16:28:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-06-29T16:45:34.661-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reasons to hire or fire me'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mad photoshop skills'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='if I ran things'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='current events'/><title type='text'>I'm not going to get to be an editor</title><summary type='text'>This summer I have been working to redesign the website for a local newspaper. In the process, I've been putting together mock-ups of the new design. While the standard procedure is to fill these models with Greek text, I've mostly stuck with filling in some recent news stories to make it look more realistic.Naturally, this means I get to be Editor For A Day and write my own headlines:Perhaps I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/8401141479075154612/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=8401141479075154612' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/8401141479075154612'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/8401141479075154612'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/06/im-not-going-to-get-to-be-editor.html' title='I&apos;m not going to get to be an editor'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-5607791899579575344</id><published>2007-06-27T17:29:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-06-27T17:38:03.515-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='conspiracy theories'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mad playwriting skills'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sharing the love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='current events'/><title type='text'>How Delta should deal with the coming PR crisis of someone videotaping their 7-hour delayed flight</title><summary type='text'>Watch this entertaining video (courtesy The Consumerist) about a man that was smart enough to videotape being stuck on the runway for almost 7 hours in a plane:I now present 1-act play that I call...Delta Crisis Response Squad[Scene: Delta CEO's office]DELTA CEO: "I feel like going for a plane ride today." [Picks up phone.] "Yes, I'd like 2 tickets... one for me and one for that </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/5607791899579575344/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=5607791899579575344' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/5607791899579575344'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/5607791899579575344'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/06/how-delta-should-deal-with-coming-pr.html' title='How Delta should deal with the coming PR crisis of someone videotaping their 7-hour delayed flight'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-7709386952098409073</id><published>2007-06-27T02:00:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-06-27T00:45:13.725-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ridiculous things that I love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='website wankery'/><title type='text'>Some website housekeeping</title><summary type='text'>Please forgive the following wankery about the site's minor redesign:Blogger has been kind enough to finally allow easier and more extensive customization to their templates, so you'll be seeing some changes around here.I've already added a customized site banner to spruce things up and differentiate this site from all the countless others using this template.I'm still tweaking the color scheme </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/7709386952098409073/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=7709386952098409073' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/7709386952098409073'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/7709386952098409073'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/06/some-housekeeping.html' title='Some website housekeeping'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-2966470654423356184</id><published>2007-06-18T21:00:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-06-20T10:51:33.451-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='robot chicken'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='star wars criticism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sharing the love'/><title type='text'>Robot Chicken and Star Wars: joygasm!</title><summary type='text'>Update! There's a better version of this available direct from Adult Swim. It's in 4 parts but it has nifty little pop-up video elements (look for the TV icon in the lower right corner). Courtesy of Pajiba.If, like me, you've ever thought, "I love all those Star Wars parodies on Robot Chicken, but I hate having to track them all down individually on YouTube. Also, I wish there were more."Well, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/2966470654423356184/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=2966470654423356184' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/2966470654423356184'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/2966470654423356184'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/06/robot-chicken-and-star-wars-joygasm.html' title='Robot Chicken and Star Wars: joygasm!'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-2371809365312557388</id><published>2007-06-14T21:01:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-06-14T23:36:46.821-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='messed-up fantasy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ridiculous things that I love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sharing the love'/><title type='text'>My half-completed to-do lists</title><summary type='text'>Here's another pile of links and recommendations presented in the form of works-in-progress.I make a lot of lists...Reading List1. The Sandman by Neil Gaiman2. Bone: One Volume Edition by Jeff Smith3. Don't Make Me Think by Steve Krug4. The World is Flat by Tom Friedman5. The Omnivore's Dilemma by Michael Pollan6. The Design of Everyday Things by Donald NormandVideo Games to Beat (as represented </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/2371809365312557388/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=2371809365312557388' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/2371809365312557388'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/2371809365312557388'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/06/my-half-completed-to-do-lists.html' title='My half-completed to-do lists'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-4079799342596602175</id><published>2007-06-12T10:32:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-06-12T10:43:29.377-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mad photoshop skills'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sharing the love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Google'/><title type='text'>Very funny, Google Maps</title><summary type='text'>So I was messing around with Google Maps the other day, when I found out that it now does driving directions in Europe.But does it do driving directions to Europe?Here's a map from Pittsburgh to Paris:Hmm, interesting. What's that big line in the middle?Har har. Very funny, Google.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/4079799342596602175/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=4079799342596602175' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/4079799342596602175'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/4079799342596602175'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/06/very-funny-google-maps.html' title='Very funny, Google Maps'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-5956129770942267506</id><published>2007-06-05T21:28:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-06-05T22:00:43.846-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='conspiracy theories'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sports'/><title type='text'>Fill in the blanks</title><summary type='text'>While I wasn't working this afternoon, I saw an interesting use of ellipses in a USA Today article about Michael Jordan praising LeBron James:James was thrilled to learn of Jordan's approval. "It's great any time you get praise from the guy who basically laid down all the stones for you to get here," James said. "I grew up idolizing his game and how he played . . . basketball."Huh? What got cut </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/5956129770942267506/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=5956129770942267506' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/5956129770942267506'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/5956129770942267506'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/06/fill-in-blanks.html' title='Fill in the blanks'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1184/532561874_0bdbe6737e_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-3755659351026266498</id><published>2007-06-01T21:14:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-06-01T22:26:35.908-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='star wars criticism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ridiculous things that I love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='i&apos;m an old man that reads the Wall Street Journal'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sharing the love'/><title type='text'>The Link Roundup</title><summary type='text'>Since I've been doing anything but work this past week, I thought I might share the love and give you all some reading material this weekend.First, it's not a blog post around here unless someone is mocking Star Wars. This link also mocks stamp collectors at the same time. Double bonus!If you're think websites could look more interesting, well, you're right. Here are sixty website designs that </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/3755659351026266498/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=3755659351026266498' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/3755659351026266498'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/3755659351026266498'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/06/link-roundup.html' title='The Link Roundup'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-3846705403939833205</id><published>2007-05-22T12:07:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2007-05-22T12:15:11.926-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pajiba brilliance'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ridiculous things that I love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mad photoshop skills'/><title type='text'>I'd like to think this will bring the lolcats phenomenon to its logical conclusion</title><summary type='text'>The LOLCats must be stopped.Have no idea what I'm talking about? Slate has an informative slide-show about the phenomenon.I didn't really laugh at them at all until one of my favorite Pajiba writers submitted a list of phrases that don't hold up to lolcat pidgin.With that inspiration and the power of the creative commons license (Thank you, Flickr), I present to you my one and only entry into </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/3846705403939833205/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=3846705403939833205' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/3846705403939833205'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/3846705403939833205'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/05/id-like-to-think-this-will-bring.html' title='I&apos;d like to think this will bring the lolcats phenomenon to its logical conclusion'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/RlMjkN8kZPI/AAAAAAAAAEI/kBAQy6DiAFI/s72-c/lolcat_undrwearz.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-1415646506558493434</id><published>2007-05-21T23:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-05-21T23:44:44.841-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='robot chicken'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ridiculous things that I love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sharing the love'/><title type='text'>You finally made a monkey out of me</title><summary type='text'>What a twist!If you simultaneously need to a) spoil movies for people; and b) wear a shirt, then Threadless has just the shirt for you:In case you're wondering, it spoils: Star Wars; Planet of the Apes; The Usual Suspects; The Wicker Man; The Crying Game; The Sixth Sense; Harry Potter 6; Dallas "Who Shot J.R.?"; The Matrix; Fight Club; 300; Citizen Kane; The Others; Psycho; Soylent Green; The </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/1415646506558493434/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=1415646506558493434' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/1415646506558493434'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/1415646506558493434'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/05/you-finally-made-monkey-out-of-me.html' title='You finally made a monkey out of me'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/RlJydd8kZOI/AAAAAAAAAEA/-rfkXeZcELU/s72-c/spoilers.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-4300349621983340205</id><published>2007-05-17T23:15:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-05-17T23:28:41.957-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='conspiracy theories'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='argument'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Office'/><title type='text'>Post Office, 1; Amateur personal financiers, 0</title><summary type='text'>As I'm sure you've heard by now, the Post Office has come out with a non-value first class stamp called the "Forever" stamp. 41 cents per stamp now will send a first-class letter for life with that baby.Better stock up, right?Wrong. Read this tersely worded write-up from Slate:Should we all be stocking up?Absolutely not. Since 1971, postal rates have increased more slowly than the actual </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/4300349621983340205/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=4300349621983340205' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/4300349621983340205'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/4300349621983340205'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/05/post-office-1-amateur-personal.html' title='Post Office, 1; Amateur personal financiers, 0'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-3696585358537206558</id><published>2007-05-10T17:55:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-05-10T18:06:56.134-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Look at my category! It's... big</title><summary type='text'>So, I was scanning the article on Wikipedia about Alia Shawkat because, like George Michael, I have an inappropriate crush on Maeby Fünke, and I noticed this in the list of article categories at the bottom:... ... really? Must be a big collection. Like, 6 billion articles. Well, according to the collection's front page, it's got 127,000. Sounds like a new way to waste time at work.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/3696585358537206558/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=3696585358537206558' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/3696585358537206558'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/3696585358537206558'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/05/look-at-my-category-its-big.html' title='Look at my category! It&apos;s... big'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/RkOkZBO-X7I/AAAAAAAAAD4/qf7omdBgKT4/s72-c/Picture+1.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-4368728324868124313</id><published>2007-05-10T16:01:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-05-10T16:13:10.588-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='conspiracy theories'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ad criticism'/><title type='text'>This could backfire</title><summary type='text'>Newest online "security" feature that is bound to fail: those "Verify Your Age" forms that where you put in your birthday to A) verify that you're 18, or however old you have to be (some beer sites check if you're 21); B) test if you're capable of second-grade math.I don't know if anyone else had this experience, but turning 18 merely meant that I didn't feel as guilty when I told the porn sites </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/4368728324868124313/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=4368728324868124313' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/4368728324868124313'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/4368728324868124313'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/05/this-could-backfire.html' title='This could backfire'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/RkOIiBO-X6I/AAAAAAAAADw/YThrn8_vg8w/s72-c/Picture+2.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-1315173309356486955</id><published>2007-05-06T22:19:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-05-06T22:23:30.458-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ridiculous things that I love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sharing the love'/><title type='text'>People have too much spare time</title><summary type='text'>While I'm stuck in the lab, thank god for folks that have enough time to create movies about Mario getting strung out on mushrooms and stars and mistreating the princess. Must watch:This is pretty much hilarious 90% of the time, which makes it 9 million percent better than the average video on YouTube.[Mario: Game Over] courtesy of DeadSpin and Kotaku.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/1315173309356486955/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=1315173309356486955' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/1315173309356486955'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/1315173309356486955'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/05/people-have-too-much-spare-time.html' title='People have too much spare time'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-5413145505274764780</id><published>2007-05-06T01:34:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-05-06T01:39:50.902-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='star wars criticism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sharing the love'/><title type='text'>Conan is funny when he goes places</title><summary type='text'>Were you aware? Whenever Conan O'Brien goes somewhere, funny stuff happens.Like this recent trip to Industrial Light and Magic:You'll note that Conan's 30 seconds as a CGI-rendered alien is more entertaining than 3 movies worth of Jar Jar Binks all 3 prequels.If making fun of nerds isn't your thing, try this one, where he invades a group of 1864-rules baseball recreationists:His interactions with</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/5413145505274764780/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=5413145505274764780' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/5413145505274764780'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/5413145505274764780'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/05/conan-is-funny-when-he-goes-places.html' title='Conan is funny when he goes places'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-812033542558991960</id><published>2007-05-04T16:47:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-05-04T16:51:13.735-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mad photoshop skills'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sharing the love'/><title type='text'>The most important thing I have learned this semester</title><summary type='text'>I knew it!!This tidbit brought to you via The A.V. Club.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/812033542558991960/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=812033542558991960' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/812033542558991960'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/812033542558991960'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/05/most-important-thing-i-have-learned.html' title='The most important thing I have learned this semester'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/RjuqYBO-X4I/AAAAAAAAADg/q3RzGAeI94w/s72-c/antonioisbee.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-9027858500958615726</id><published>2007-04-26T20:57:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-04-26T21:32:04.452-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sharing the love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music fantasy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='album fetishism'/><title type='text'>Reasonable? Music? On the internet? I don't believe you</title><summary type='text'>The parts of me that get excited by economics, consumer law, and music got all a-tinglin' when I was reading this moderate proposal to solve music piracy.Yes, I realize he actually references Swift's famous piece of satire, but I think his argument is honest.First, he talks commodity to me about the nature of "selling" music:When someone “purchases” Windows Vista, or the new Arcade Fire CD, is it</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/9027858500958615726/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=9027858500958615726' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/9027858500958615726'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/9027858500958615726'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/04/parts-of-me-that-get-excited-by.html' title='Reasonable? Music? On the internet? I don&apos;t believe you'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-4129339798217664786</id><published>2007-04-25T21:53:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-04-25T22:30:09.621-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ridiculous things that I love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sharing the love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Office'/><title type='text'>Why, the tyrant King George, of course!</title><summary type='text'>Been watching The Office? You really should. Since Arrested Development ended, The Office is easily the funniest sitcom on TV these days.Like this clip, which probably gave me the biggest laugh of the year so far, as Dwight tries to catch a Ben Franklin impersonator in the act:In fact, any Jim/Dwight interplay is almost invariably the best part of any office episode, as this sneak from this </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/4129339798217664786/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=4129339798217664786' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/4129339798217664786'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/4129339798217664786'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/04/why-tyrant-king-george-of-course.html' title='Why, the tyrant King George, of course!'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-2421114494484888207</id><published>2007-04-17T10:41:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-04-17T11:47:09.979-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='if I ran things'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='current events'/><title type='text'>Things would be different if I ran the newsroom</title><summary type='text'>Sad day yesterday at Virginia Tech. Thoughts out to all the people affected by this.But allow me to say, if I were running the newsroom, things would be a little different. I know bigger death count numbers look good and all to grab attention, but stuff like this grab from MSNBC doesn't quite capture the feeling:This grab from the New York Times is more accurate by separating the victims and the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/2421114494484888207/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=2421114494484888207' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/2421114494484888207'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/2421114494484888207'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/04/things-would-be-different-if-i-ran.html' title='Things would be different if I ran the newsroom'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/RiTryXkYrVI/AAAAAAAAADI/ER6LOLo9CmE/s72-c/bad.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-3153158869377126885</id><published>2007-04-16T10:17:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-04-16T10:29:34.790-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='i&apos;m an old man that reads the Wall Street Journal'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sharing the love'/><title type='text'>The soda is warm! High priority!</title><summary type='text'>Great article in the Wall Street Journal today from the typically amusing Jason Fry about emails, MP3s, and copyright law. Consider it something to read in between page loads of the must-read 11+ page Thomas Friedman article from Sunday's NYT Magazine about the importance of environmentalism and going green.If that all seems like too much, ya know, reading (ick!) for you, just enjoy this video </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/3153158869377126885/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=3153158869377126885' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/3153158869377126885'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/3153158869377126885'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/04/soda-is-warm-high-priority.html' title='The soda is warm! High priority!'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-1741416595499542895</id><published>2007-04-13T00:08:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-04-13T01:28:01.419-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ridiculous things that I love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sharing the love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='extended discussions about music'/><title type='text'>Shitty Mixtape In Action</title><summary type='text'>Here's some wonderful lunacy from the gentlemen behind that new MTV show HUMAN GIANT (yes, it must be in all caps). The gist of it is the guys held a contest to pick 5 shitty songs for a mixtape. The tapes were judged for (poor) quality, and the loser had to walk around town blasting all the songs on a boombox. Must watch, especially if you didn't get enough Miami Sound Machine from this week's </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/1741416595499542895/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=1741416595499542895' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/1741416595499542895'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/1741416595499542895'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/04/shitty-mixtape-in-action.html' title='Shitty Mixtape In Action'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-7181331773399833277</id><published>2007-04-11T18:16:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-04-11T18:40:39.193-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='family legends'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sharing the love'/><title type='text'>Throw the (picture) book at her!</title><summary type='text'>For your evening amusement, from Slate:On March 28, Desre'e Watson, a 6-year-old kindergarten student at Avon Elementary School, had a bad morning. She cried. She wailed. She kicked. She scratched. She hit a teacher. That's what the police say, anyway.The police? That's right. To subdue the unruly kindergartner, school officials phoned Avon Park's police department ("committed to enhancing the '</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/7181331773399833277/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=7181331773399833277' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/7181331773399833277'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/7181331773399833277'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/04/throw-picture-book-at-her.html' title='Throw the (picture) book at her!'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-1099235477449998197</id><published>2007-04-09T22:01:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-04-09T22:24:36.839-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pajiba brilliance'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sharing the love'/><title type='text'>The one where I cave into popular culture</title><summary type='text'>One of my favorite movie and television review sites, Pajiba, weighs in on that whole American Idol Sanjaya brouhaha, with typically scathing and insightful results.Although I only watch American Idol when there's nothing else on and I'm waiting for House, M.D. to get started, the 10-second-per-contestant wrap-up snippets at the end of the show have given me more than enough (as the article puts </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/1099235477449998197/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=1099235477449998197' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/1099235477449998197'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/1099235477449998197'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/04/one-where-i-cave-into-popular-culture.html' title='The one where I cave into popular culture'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-1023827189647936150</id><published>2007-04-04T18:14:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-04-04T18:21:38.212-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ad criticism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='current events'/><title type='text'>Dear Yahoo!: For enlightenment, look within</title><summary type='text'>Two internet advertising quips:First, as the Consumerist blog points out, perhaps Yahoo doesn't need to look far for the source of the looming housing crisis:Next, I received this prompt upon signing in to MySpace:Needless to say, I didn't try to save Britney.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/1023827189647936150/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=1023827189647936150' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/1023827189647936150'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/1023827189647936150'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/04/dear-yahoo-for-enlightenment-look.html' title='Dear Yahoo!: For enlightenment, look within'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/RhQyjooVBTI/AAAAAAAAAC4/yVm5jBls98w/s72-c/questionanswer.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-8997601771411199992</id><published>2007-04-03T22:05:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-04-03T22:20:31.025-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ridiculous things that I love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sharing the love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='47 life changing albums'/><title type='text'>We're going to a laser show: a tribute to "Utopia Parkway"</title><summary type='text'>Something's wrong with this picture:One of the nicest days of the year today, the kind of day where all the motorcycles and convertibles come out and everyone remembers that they liked going out for ice cream... and it'll be 24 degrees Thursday night.No fair! How am I supposed to drive around with the windows down blasting Fountains of Wayne (and Journey, of course) when it's sub-freezing?I guess</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/8997601771411199992/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=8997601771411199992' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/8997601771411199992'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/8997601771411199992'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/04/were-going-to-laser-show-tribute-to.html' title='We&apos;re going to a laser show: a tribute to &quot;Utopia Parkway&quot;'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/RhMXVooVBRI/AAAAAAAAACo/_XbaBDjNIeQ/s72-c/weather.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-3504944478414742594</id><published>2007-03-07T01:06:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-03-31T10:49:49.389-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='conspiracy theories'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='robot chicken'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='star wars criticism'/><title type='text'>Can Sam Raimi pull off a trilogy?</title><summary type='text'>There's a preview for Spiderman 3 that's hitting the video sites. If you want to watch it, I've posted it below-- the first half is some story scenes and the second half is a battle. It has some minor spoilers, so if you don't want to know anything about the movie until May 4, skip this one.Holy shnikes that looked pretty awesome, didn't it? It's good to see director Sam Raimi still shows that </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/3504944478414742594/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=3504944478414742594' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/3504944478414742594'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/3504944478414742594'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/03/can-sam-raimi-pull-of-trilogy.html' title='Can Sam Raimi pull off a trilogy?'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-4278740828844094867</id><published>2007-03-05T01:41:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-03-05T02:03:26.182-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ridiculous things that I love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sharing the love'/><title type='text'>Mashups!</title><summary type='text'>The beauty of the internet is that you're incredibly likely to find someone that shares your interests.If you're really lucky, you'll find people that share several of your interests and combine them in interesting ways.For example, (warning! this link is a Flash animation with sound!) this guy has found a way to combine typography, vector art, and animals—all things that I love dearly.For </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/4278740828844094867/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=4278740828844094867' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/4278740828844094867'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/4278740828844094867'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/03/mashups.html' title='Mashups!'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Reu-mLkx2UI/AAAAAAAAACQ/ICfVibXO6Tw/s72-c/typography_nude_censored' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-6977714005069106500</id><published>2007-02-27T20:17:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-27T20:17:01.426-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sharing the love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='great terrible shows'/><title type='text'>What we've got here [pause] [sunglasses] is a blog post.</title><summary type='text'>I've never seen an episode of that wacky C.S.I.. Never got into that big laughfest (although I think Jorja Fox is definitely a hottie).On the other hand, I love the spin-off, C.S.I.: Miami; however, my love is very shallow. I only love the show for two superficial reasons:1. HDTV   This is up there as the best-looking show on television right now if you own an HDTV. The sweeping helicopter shots </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/6977714005069106500/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=6977714005069106500' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/6977714005069106500'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/6977714005069106500'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/02/what-weve-got-here-pause-sunglasses-is.html' title='What we&apos;ve got here [pause] [sunglasses] is a blog post.'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rd04tajX_gI/AAAAAAAAACE/afhDetlnMw0/s72-c/caruso_bullet.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-6669956230421016389</id><published>2007-02-22T22:10:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-22T22:13:33.133-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='great terrible shows'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='live blogging'/><title type='text'>The end of The OCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HERE WE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!</title><summary type='text'>OK folks, before we dive into the wild world of The O.C. finale, let's get some background information.I stopped watching the show towards the end of season 3, so here's a recap of what I remember from the show and a primer for newbies:We'll start with the cast of characters:Ryan: AKA "McBroody." The bad boy from a broken family. Gets adopted by Sandy Cohen, his lawyer who takes sympathy on him. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/6669956230421016389/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=6669956230421016389' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/6669956230421016389'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/6669956230421016389'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/02/end-of-oceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-here-we.html' title='The end of The OCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HERE WE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-841970482125844153</id><published>2007-02-21T22:25:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-21T22:35:33.096-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='great terrible shows'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='current events'/><title type='text'>I am powerless to resist</title><summary type='text'>Stay tuned, kids.Tomorrow, I will take part in the most important event ever to reach television screens.I will be live-blogging the finale of The O.C.. I followed this piece of hot garbage for years, and I'm damn sure not going to miss the ending.What do I expect from it? Well, I have a feeling it won't be the best episode, solely because Marissa can't die twice. But I'll try.Look for it to go </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/841970482125844153/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=841970482125844153' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/841970482125844153'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/841970482125844153'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/02/i-am-powerless-to-resist.html' title='I am powerless to resist'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-240869420288320615</id><published>2007-02-13T02:35:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-12T20:31:29.854-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='conspiracy theories'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cars'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sharing the love'/><title type='text'>Google'd!</title><summary type='text'>Big news! I'm officially on Google!That means if you're ever searching for "cathy elmo pickle arrested development," I'm the top result!In fact, throw in "ChanAccord" to that mix and I'm the only result.Well, actually, if you just Google "ChanAccord" by itself, I'm the only match. I INVENTED SOMETHING!! I made up a word that has been acknowledged by a higher power! I MATTER! WHEEEEE!Yes folks, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/240869420288320615/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=240869420288320615' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/240869420288320615'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/240869420288320615'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/02/googled.html' title='Google&apos;d!'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-719610790501071215</id><published>2007-02-12T20:25:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-11T19:05:16.891-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Real life publishing</title><summary type='text'>Two articles I wrote for the real world for you here. Both are from the student newspaper's annual sex issue:First, How To Break Up (with style and grace).Second, I have some contributions to this Tartan Staff Q&amp;A. I've got responses to questions 1, 2, 7, and 9 marked by "LR."Groovy?Ciao.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/719610790501071215/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=719610790501071215' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/719610790501071215'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/719610790501071215'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/02/real-life-publishing.html' title='Real life publishing'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-4278822002687786902</id><published>2007-02-10T00:40:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-07T12:52:59.086-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lee and frank insanity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music fantasy'/><title type='text'>Thanks, Bon Journey!</title><summary type='text'>Turns out there's a new source of joygasms in Pittsburgh: Bon-Journey! The nation's only dual tribute band to Bon Jovi and Journey.Of course this would be a concept I instantly fall in love with. But it begs the question: Why aren't there more dual tribute bands?There need to be more. To get things started, Sweet Merciful Frank and I came up with some more potential dual tribute bands:Franz </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/4278822002687786902/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=4278822002687786902' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/4278822002687786902'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/4278822002687786902'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/02/thanks-bon-journey.html' title='Thanks, Bon Journey!'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-7236097162530536069</id><published>2007-02-07T01:49:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-07T02:30:13.189-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='conspiracy theories'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='making little children weep'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ad criticism'/><title type='text'>Ack!</title><summary type='text'>So, I checked my mail today and found this friendly postcard in my mailbox (These are small, but you'll get the idea...):Umm, excuse me? How did this ad campaign meeting go? Probably a little like this...Post Office Ad Exec 1Hey, Bob, how should we let people know that the current Post Office is fuckin' wired. People can do, like, everything with the internets! We need a clear signal that we're </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/7236097162530536069/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=7236097162530536069' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/7236097162530536069'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/7236097162530536069'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/02/ack.html' title='Ack!'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rcl2hoaeCAI/AAAAAAAAABg/AqEGcoT5Jw8/s72-c/cathy1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-5787281569652047000</id><published>2007-01-30T23:32:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-30T23:49:50.280-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Things I Have Called My Girlfriend</title><summary type='text'>Hello. My name is Lee, and I am an alcoholic have too many nicknames for my girlfriend.It's a serious problem. I don't even remember her real name!So, to begin the cleansing process, I will first acknowledge that I have a problem, and list—-for your amusement, natch--many of the things I have called my lady friend.So...Pet Names I have Called My Girlfriend (by Category)(aka, as she puts it, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/5787281569652047000/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=5787281569652047000' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/5787281569652047000'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/5787281569652047000'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/01/things-i-have-called-my-girlfriend.html' title='Things I Have Called My Girlfriend'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-6944461817040883210</id><published>2007-01-18T18:12:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-18T18:17:52.212-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pajiba brilliance'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sharing the love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='current events'/><title type='text'>"You are directly responsible for 'Two and a Half Men' winning a People's Choice Award for best comedy."</title><summary type='text'>From Seth Freilich, Pajiba.com's television critic, in their first annual (sh)it list:YouTo be clear, I don’t mean you, the general Pajiba readership. I mean You, the mainstream public, Time’s Person of the Year, the stupid meme subsequently given such other titles as AdAge’s Agency of the Year, Spin’s Artist of the Year, etc., etc., ad nauseam. Despite my previous comments to the contrary, You </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/6944461817040883210/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=6944461817040883210' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/6944461817040883210'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/6944461817040883210'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/01/you-are-directly-responsible-for-two.html' title='&quot;You are directly responsible for &apos;Two and a Half Men&apos; winning a People&apos;s Choice Award for best comedy.&quot;'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-5528906167030447878</id><published>2007-01-18T11:20:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-18T18:18:51.907-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='heterosexual man crush on Stephen Colbert'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sharing the love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='current events'/><title type='text'>"AT&amp;T is the T-1000 of Corporations"</title><summary type='text'>Sing it, Colbert:PS: Dear Apple: Putting your nifty iPhone on Cingular's network ONLY is a big mistake... I daresay it belongs in a course called Boneheaded Maneuvers 101. No amount of awesomeness will make me switch to Cingular--err, AT&amp;T. Sorry.~Lee</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/5528906167030447878/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=5528906167030447878' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/5528906167030447878'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/5528906167030447878'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/01/cingular-is-t-1000-of-corporations.html' title='&quot;AT&amp;T is the T-1000 of Corporations&quot;'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-1746929533856013683</id><published>2007-01-11T17:58:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-11T19:58:06.881-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The best multimedia of 2006</title><summary type='text'>Here's some of the stuff I enjoyed in 2006:MusicThe Decemberists - "The Crane Wife"While I can't decide if this is better or worse than their previous album, "Picaresque," I've enjoyed listening to this one trying to figure it out. It takes their progressive tendencies to a new extreme. Although it's not perfect throughout, after the buoyant closer "Sons &amp; Daughters," you'll be happy you stuck </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/1746929533856013683/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=1746929533856013683' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/1746929533856013683'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/1746929533856013683'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/01/best-multimedia-of-2006.html' title='The best multimedia of 2006'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-4644152963459188</id><published>2007-01-05T14:14:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-05T14:16:24.332-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='making little children weep'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ways I want to die'/><title type='text'>Elmo didn't start the fire</title><summary type='text'>I'll have a "year in review" style post up in a few days, I think. In the meantime, here's the funniest (and seriously creepy) thing I've seen in a long time:A Tickle Me Elmo on fire. Cheers! Hope everyone had a happy new year!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/4644152963459188/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=4644152963459188' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/4644152963459188'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/4644152963459188'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2007/01/elmo-didnt-start-fire.html' title='Elmo didn&apos;t start the fire'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-4201838017694745910</id><published>2006-12-30T04:20:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-30T04:20:49.260-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='conspiracy theories'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ways I want to die'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='current events'/><title type='text'>Someone track down Kevin Bacon</title><summary type='text'>Some quick comments on recent newsSaddam Hussein Hanged: (Yes, it's "hanged," not "hung.") Although I can't say this is at all surprising, I do feel kind of disappointed. Iraq has a long and illustrious history of wars and takeovers marked by the slaying of the previous leaders; it might have been nice if they broke with that tradition. Maybe try something new, ya know? Do things with a little </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/4201838017694745910/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=4201838017694745910' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/4201838017694745910'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/4201838017694745910'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2006/12/someone-track-down-kevin-bacon.html' title='Someone track down Kevin Bacon'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-5070145160432729098</id><published>2006-12-23T21:45:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-23T21:47:08.022-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='chanukah'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cars'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pittsburgh insanity'/><title type='text'>Eight Crazy Nights on 4 Smooth Cylinders</title><summary type='text'>I wouldn't have believed this if I hadn't taken photographic proof:I give you: The ChanAccord!!Yes, the candles light up at night. I also saw a few minivans and a Lexus with a similar setup. Only in Pittsburgh...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/5070145160432729098/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=5070145160432729098' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/5070145160432729098'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/5070145160432729098'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2006/12/eight-crazy-nights-on-4-smooth.html' title='Eight Crazy Nights on 4 Smooth Cylinders'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/RY3pFQDSmLI/AAAAAAAAABI/CjHfdcpTFEU/s72-c/channaccord1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-8747225829849597295</id><published>2006-12-21T12:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-21T12:34:07.540-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Why do I always go right there?</title><summary type='text'>Scott: That "Hey Ya"/Peanuts video on Tracie's blog never gets old.BWB: No, that's great stuff.Scott: That song, despite the world collectively getting burned out on it, is still one of the ten greatest pop songs ever.BWB: Oh, definitely. It's flawless. No one hates that song.Scott: We all just needed a couple years off from it.BWB: Well, of course it was going to get played out.BWB: It's modern </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/8747225829849597295/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=8747225829849597295' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/8747225829849597295'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/8747225829849597295'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2006/12/why-do-i-always-go-right-there.html' title='Why do I always go right there?'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-6270678725247280841</id><published>2006-12-18T23:34:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-18T23:59:46.528-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Justin Timberlake is still funny</title><summary type='text'>Because you all are likely about to lose me for a few weeks to Final Fantasy 12, here are some videos to amuse you. While I was all set to write about the end of YouTube — what with the purging of copyrighted content — they gave me enough joy lately to hold off that rant:Saturday Night Live is funny for the second time in 2 yearsHere's the first funny skit on SNL in probably forever. Justin </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/6270678725247280841/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=6270678725247280841' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/6270678725247280841'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/6270678725247280841'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2006/12/justin-timberlake-is-still-funny.html' title='Justin Timberlake is still funny'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-4172565201096391628</id><published>2006-12-15T23:33:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-15T23:34:46.450-05:00</updated><title type='text'>OW! My Dragonballz!</title><summary type='text'>Although I'm having trouble getting into the Christmas spirit, this certainly helped: </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/4172565201096391628/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=4172565201096391628' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/4172565201096391628'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/4172565201096391628'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2006/12/ow-my-dragonballz.html' title='OW! My Dragonballz!'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-1304327624085380783</id><published>2006-12-11T03:30:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-11T00:47:28.694-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Bang &amp; Olufsen Serene versus... a banana. It's closer than you think.</title><summary type='text'>I am long past my New-Every-Two upgrade time for my cellular phone. Although my LG VX-6000 soldiers on, it may be time to cash it in for a shiny new toy.What are my options? Well, there is the ever-popular Motorola Razor—Nah: too ubiquitous.Or I could keep it in the LG family and go with the VX-8500 "Chocolate" phone. It's an MP3 player! And a phone! Imagine the ringtone possibilities: I could </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/1304327624085380783/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=1304327624085380783' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/1304327624085380783'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/1304327624085380783'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2006/12/bang-olufsen-serene-versus-banana-its.html' title='The Bang &amp; Olufsen Serene versus... a banana. It&apos;s closer than you think.'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/RXzuIeHvGKI/AAAAAAAAAAw/CLiAU-LaxAI/s72-c/serene.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-4350502219309958374</id><published>2006-12-09T17:38:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-09T14:39:10.513-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bagels'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='argument'/><title type='text'>A Healthy Argument</title><summary type='text'>Argument #83: The Plastic Tabs That You Use to Seal Bags of Bread or Bagels"Give me the tab thingy.""There are no more bagels. I'm throwing out the bag. The tab has served its purpose and is now useless.""No, I keep them in this cup here.""Why?""They have uses.""[muttering] ... Psycho in the making...""What did you say?""Um, 'Crisco is good for baking.'"</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/feeds/4350502219309958374/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37832016&amp;postID=4350502219309958374' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/4350502219309958374'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37832016/posts/default/4350502219309958374'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://biweeklybrilliance.blogspot.com/2006/12/healthy-argument.html' title='A Healthy Argument'/><author><name>Not Only, But Also Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877082711057724003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_5RypW4jqNvE/Rru5E33rpuI/AAAAAAAAAJI/B-J_p-pvWzw/s400/road_rage_astronaut_2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37832016.post-116568701522021361</id><published>2006-12-09T16:04:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-09T13:04:18.070-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Welcome!</title><summary type='text'>Welcome to Biweekly Brilliance! 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